Melhock

My Story

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I solemly swear I am up to no good. I also blatantly plagiarise from all of my favourite authors/bands/randomly overheard conversations (I don't eavesdrop, but I do have Vulcan hearing)

(If you know what Vulcan hearing refers to, without having heard about it on The Big Bang Theory, you might be my soul mate)

My best quality is that I make excellent sandwiches.